What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:21
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Can someone write me a sex story?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.